14 June, 2020

Anurag Kashyap’s Next to Stream on TikTok

Keeping abreast with the break-neck, cut-throat modern times, the maverick film-maker Anurag Kashyap’s next will be streamed on TikTok. It will be a saga of 15 episodes, with each episode clocking at 30 seconds. He admitted that he got a little carried away due to his bad habits from the times of Gangs of Wasseypur and before, but assured that he’d keep the length in check in his future films.

“This will bring the industry and cinema owners on their knees. This is the victory of Content. Nothing can stop us now,” snarled Anurag Kashyap.

“Like T10, T20 cricket, TikTok is the future. Nobody has the patience to sit through movies or even TV series. Life is too short to be wasted on books and films, but it’s okay to spend tens of hours every day on TikTok,” proclaimed an over-enthusiastic fan on TikTok at a headlong speed of disclaimers announced in mutual funds ads.

“Maths didn’t help Einstein discover gravity,” another rabid fan wrote on Twitter, conveniently ignoring that it was Issac Newton who had discovered gravity or for that matter the topic had nothing to do with mathematics.

As Anurag Kashyap predicted years ago that people would create high content on their own platforms. TikTok has made the dream come true with mini movies coming from every nook and corner of the country.

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