Get A Life, Bracewell

John Bracewell, you bastard! You unethical sportsman. You are a disgrace to cricket! Asshole! When you dropped Astle after 90* vs Sri Lanka last month, you talked too much to media and even tried to find flaws in his match-winning knock. Then your selectors were forced to recall him because of injuries to other players. Since your moronic blabbering he has made the following scores (source wisden cricinfo): 90*, 47, 90, 2, 118*. Much to your misery, has just scored 118 not-out, including 3 sixes off last 3 balls. So what are you going to say now? Will you drop him again, sucker? Get a life!