“Indian actors want to work with Rohit Shetty but Indian public wants Anurag Kashyap’s cinema. Anurag Kashyap is the most popular film director in India. People want to see his movies but cinema owners don’t give them enough shows,” proclaimed Jane Plane at a Flat Earth Society convention.
The entire contingent applauded the speech, followed by howls of approval.
“Anurag Kashyap is more popular than any of those Khans, yet he doesn’t get many opportunities. If somehow he is not that popular, then it’s a conspiracy by Amitabh Bachchan and those three Khan fellows,” orated the ghost of Rajiv Dikshit, also a posthumous winner of Zaid Hamid Conspiracy Theorist medal.
“He is a youth icon. His movies and shows on Netflix India are getting record-breaking views. The budget of the next season of his series will be a whopping $1.5 billion,” reported Propaganda News Channel.
“Even though his films continue to lose more money than ever and his temper tantrums have increased, he is still getting accolades in online comments sections. Though his fans mysteriously disappear from cinemas whenever his film releases, they are quite belligerent on social media,” stated People for Ethical Treatment of Anurag Kashyap.
“His cinematic orientation secured me a place in heaven. His cinema helped me in my day-to-day choices. I am morally superior to all who partake in cinema for entertainment,” asserted a late suicide bomber.
“Watching movies of Anurag Kashyap and cronies has improved my personal and professional life. It has developed my character. I have become smarter than most people. I feel spiritually and socially awakened. I feel like an expert in everything. His cinematic values have also saved my marriage,” said a nondescript man held at a gun-point by a masked person.
“We love Anurag. He’s so adorable,” said no one, not even his parents, not even when he was a kid.
The entire contingent applauded the speech, followed by howls of approval.
“Anurag Kashyap is more popular than any of those Khans, yet he doesn’t get many opportunities. If somehow he is not that popular, then it’s a conspiracy by Amitabh Bachchan and those three Khan fellows,” orated the ghost of Rajiv Dikshit, also a posthumous winner of Zaid Hamid Conspiracy Theorist medal.
“He is a youth icon. His movies and shows on Netflix India are getting record-breaking views. The budget of the next season of his series will be a whopping $1.5 billion,” reported Propaganda News Channel.
“Even though his films continue to lose more money than ever and his temper tantrums have increased, he is still getting accolades in online comments sections. Though his fans mysteriously disappear from cinemas whenever his film releases, they are quite belligerent on social media,” stated People for Ethical Treatment of Anurag Kashyap.
“His cinematic orientation secured me a place in heaven. His cinema helped me in my day-to-day choices. I am morally superior to all who partake in cinema for entertainment,” asserted a late suicide bomber.
“Watching movies of Anurag Kashyap and cronies has improved my personal and professional life. It has developed my character. I have become smarter than most people. I feel spiritually and socially awakened. I feel like an expert in everything. His cinematic values have also saved my marriage,” said a nondescript man held at a gun-point by a masked person.
“We love Anurag. He’s so adorable,” said no one, not even his parents, not even when he was a kid.
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I agree...except Irfhan Khan
Point taken. I have edited that portion. Thanks for your feedback.
Why did you edit that part out?
I thought it just interrupted the flow and it made it seem like I was criticising him when I was just criticising conspiracy-minded serious movie buffs.
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